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Friday, April 4, 2014

No clicking will set you free

No, there is nothing that you can click that will change your life.

But you knew that. And we are not the sort of blog to completely refuse to reward intransigence. And so in the very spirit that brought your here, to see what would change your life by a click, I offer this quote:

“Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.” 

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is who wrote that.  But I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, this all is a pretty major clue.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Famous Minnesotans

Famous Minnesotans
 
verified and updated 2013, ieskin, full accuracy guaranteed.
 
 
Prince
 
Bob Dylan
 
Garrison Keillor
 
Sinclair Lewis
 
the Dalai Lama
 
Judy Garland
 
Hillary Clinton
 
Murray Slaughter
 
F. Scott Fitzgerald
 
Lady Gaga
 
Rasputin
 
Jane Austen
 
Charles Schulz
 
Miguel de Cervantes
 
Winona Ryder
 

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Whoa, but, okay.

Traditionally this is not the sort of link you want to click on, so it's nice to know you feel safe at clerkmanifesto. Here is a picture of a bunny rabbit so you don't feel you've come here in vain.